Jizz Watch

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

by ZNA March 9, 2015

Nice Watch

Phrase muttered at a urinal to make small talk or to cover for the fact that the person saying it has just looked at your junk.

Good way to mess with an annoying person who picked the urinal next to yours when there are many others open.

"Hey Nice watch."

"But I'm not wearing a watch?"

by Jarrett McFish July 16, 2009

binge-watching

Marathon viewing of a TV show from its dvd box set.

I Felt like hell all day because, I was up till 4:00 binge-watching season 2 of "Dexter".

by Bri720 January 30, 2010

People Watching

A Hobby in which you go out and watch people. The way they act, dress, && talk. Like bird watching except with people. Very entertaining.

I went people watching this afternoon.

by Tootsie Roll December 1, 2005

Media Watchdog Groups

Organizations that are devoted to finding, diclaiming, and pointing out Media Bias where ever it shows up.

There is a large diverse goups of Media Watchdogs Groups.
On The political Left. Here are just a few Organizations.

Media Matters
FAIR (a.k.a) Fairness Accuracy In Reporting

On the Political Right
Air (a.k.a) Accuracy In Reporting

Fox News, CNN and other media groups continuously being accussed of political Bias by Media Watchdog Groups.

by ???^_^???? October 7, 2006

two bob watch

crazy or hysterical.

a "bob" was a shilling in Australia before 1966 when the country changed to decimal currency. The two shilling coin was replaced by the 20 cent piece. A watch which cost only two bob is likely to be unreliable .

He was carrying on like a two bob watch

by KLM13 October 24, 2018

Ball Watching

A term penned in Football/Soccer to indicate a a Defending player watching the Ball rather than watching the man he should be marking, which usually ends in conceding a Goal

"We conceded so many Goals yesterday because our teammate John kept Ball watching"

by fozzerbluenose September 26, 2009