Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010

Webster

One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.

That Tosh is one hip webster.

by SenpaiFry September 7, 2010

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

A Webster

Responding to an insult by rephrasing it as a question, then redirecting the insult back to the original aggressor, only louder.

Aggressor: "You're a jerk!"

Respondent: "I'm a jerk? YOU'RE A JERK!"

Aggressor: "Don't pull a Webster!"

by Lynne Burke October 4, 2007

Webster Groves High School

A small public school in the heart of a wonderful town, Webster Groves. Sure, we’re not the first school that comes to mind when you think of “money”. But reality is that we make up for it with Friday night basketball, the All Write festival, the mr Webster pageant, acapella concerts, and so much more. Go statesmen!

Yes, I go to Webster Groves High School and no, I won’t tell you what a statesman is.

by autumnvee June 2, 2019

webster

to completely fuck up in life and become a dentist or "DR.FAGGETT" when all along longing to become a machinist.

my life is a fucking webster, boy i sure webster'd this shit up

by germancutioner November 5, 2010

Webster

Slang for £5. Derived from an interview with Kieran Webster, bassist with Dundonian rock band The View, in which he stated that if he were to organise his own music festival, the cost of admission would be 'only a fiver'. This was just one of a number of outrageous claims he made about the festival; he also claimed that there would be 'free helicopters for everybody' and that revellers would receive a 'goody bag full of goodies on the way in', although he failed to give any further information on the nature of said goodies.

Just copped Omar Souleyman's seminal record 'Highway to Hassake: Folk and Pop Sounds of Syria' for a Webster. This is that magical hot shyt fuck Headhunterz yo

by VoodooJazzCafe March 14, 2011