Basket-weaving

The process of manually weaving baskets.

Dale Gribble wasn't very good at basket-weaving, so he quit.

by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

webbing

having just ejaculated into your hand...webbing is the act of firing the hot spunk in the direction of others in a spiderman hand thrust.

most commonly used during intercourse. the "webber" may withdraw, spunk on the hand and go "webbing" in the face of the unsuspecting slag.

alternatively, spunk in the hand and then wonder out into the street and go "webbing" on a total random!

magic stuff

I went Webbing in the high street this afternoon...i hit schoolgirl right in the eye.

by trever benjamin March 26, 2007

Who wearing?

When one is at a red carpet event and a person wants to know who designed the clothing dressed upon a celebrity.

"Hi, Johnny Depp, who wearing?"

by January Biggins May 6, 2009

Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

by Dagnasty October 20, 2014

High tech weaving

High speed bike ride on trafficked road moving, overtaking in a winding or zigzag fashion; avoiding/evading cars, pedestrians and other obstacles. A bike messenger usually does this and is very dangerous

New York Alleycat race is an evil race in spirit and riders, doing high tech weaving through heavy traffic and checkpoints in the city.

by kidlat.biker April 17, 2011

Wearing white boxers

means that you are aloud to do what you want and no one will know/care. derives from being able cum in white boxers without anyone finding stains.

tom:is it ok if i swear in u'r house
mat: yeh dude u'r wearing white boxers
tom: thank fuck for that

by Bradam September 3, 2006

basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS

I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.

by Balzar May 10, 2005