wapanese

the bitch in your class that says "konichiwa" when the teacher calls attendace. T They also are in "otaku-otaku" club, drawing the same animations that look exactly the same as many drawings before them, and believe that Kingdom Hearts is on the same level as Ocarina of Time. Also, they go out of there way to accentuate the facta that they are playing Pokemon yellow version on their gameboy color. In reality, these people live in the whiteset families of america and have probably never set foot in japan, let alone any other asian country

All the people listed in my year book in the wapanese club(otaku-otaku) are also on my "im gonna knife those crakas some day" list

by Dr.RosenPeenus November 8, 2007

Wawako

A person or thing who deos not know how to rap

Marc Arthur is wawako

by Fatalbeast February 2, 2018

Wagwan Pifting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them

ay sir wagwan pifting

by Retarded boi October 9, 2019

Haruto Watanabe

The comfort person and the bestest boy ever , a living angel with a pretty smile and unreal visual. Beautiful eyes you will ever seen in this universe. Always noticing every small detail of you.

haruto watanabe a comfort person.

by nanafeyre February 6, 2022

wapanese hater

1) One who hates an individual who is Wapanese (a white who obsessives over Japanese culture).

2) An individual, typically an awesome individual, who keeps white japanese fanatics from straying away from the love of their own country. You should respect wapanese haters, and try to be a fanatic over your own country, rather than another.

Britney, a white American woman, is currently teaching herself Japanese, and is highly wishing she could live in Japan and watch anime for the rest of her life. She claims Japan is the best country, ever.

John, an American male, is telling Britney to stop being a wapanese, and to love and respect where she is living now. John is a wapanese hater, and he feels he's doing it for the greater good of America.

by stealthh January 30, 2008

Wawa

The only convenience store Hellen Keller could pronounce.

mom: hellen, where do u want to get food from?

hk: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

by ...AND THEN I STABBED HIM February 21, 2009

Wapanese

Litterally "Wannabe Japanese" American slang for anyone who isn't Japanese but wishes they were.

Sympoms include:

1)Dissing your country & race.

2)An Excessive J-rock/J-pop/J-metal/J-Tech/J-Goth/J-Rap CD collection, music videos & wall posters.

3)An extencive Japanese slang vocabulary from music, fashion, lifestyles, books, etc. Words like "Visual Kei" "Gothic Lolita" "Ganguro" "Kogal" "Otaku" "Cosplay" "Yaoi" "Doujinshi" "Para-Para" "Parasite singles" & "Con"

4)Being a total geek about Japanese sent fandoms like games & animations & being really really proud about it.

5)If you think that Japanese sounds sexier & that the Japanese are sexier & that they have better taste in everything from music to chewing gum.

6)They tend to know trivial facts beyond slang like Japanese minimum wage & why Halajuku & Shinjuku are the coolest places to visit & they contridict you on your pronounciation.

"My sister is sooo Wapanese! She sings totmare & Vidoll & Gackt all the time, she has really convincing crossressers pinned to her wall, none of her videos or books are in English, she wont date guys of her own race, she hangs out at Starbucks alot, & she refurs to her sleeping bag as a futon."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004