wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009

wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.

Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.

by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004

jarrett wandler

one of the biggest drug dealers in swift current, who fucks shit up and gets his dick sucked every night before bed by some of the hottest bitches in town.

i wish i got my dicked sucked at night before bed like jarrett wandler!

by jaaarrreeettt November 21, 2010

wanderson

A complex and absurd story started in an internet forum as a practical joke. The story usually contains references to warm bodily fluids.

Don't believe that shit, it's just a load of wanderson.

by Alex Impoppi October 15, 2003

wandering lunatic

A psycho that wanders through-out citys screaming about who knows what.

"Dont make eye contact with him or he'll come talk to you."

by Wandering Lunatic June 27, 2005

Wanderlust

Strong desire to travel but with also desire to find oneself and wander through life without being confined to one point in life or area. You lust to wander and explore in your lifetime.

She has a wanderlust spirit because she wants to discover the world and herself.

by Iamria June 21, 2018

wanderlust

An uncontrollable desire to immerse yourself in adventure and lose yourself in the world.
It's an incurable disease that consumes your soul and destroys your bank account.

It wasn't the falling elephant, rabies, or broken bones that killed him, it was wanderlust.

by Bearfoot Gypsy March 23, 2017