a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

It's lollipops or whoopass

It can be really nice or really not.

It's lollipops or whoopass, dude, and guess what - I'm fresh out of lollipops.

by dense fog April 20, 2010

whoopsie daisies

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person then admit to having multiple STDs and shout "whoopsie daisies" and refuse to pull out.

"I have herpies, aids, and genital warts WHOOPSIE DAISIES"

by Cannon Joe November 17, 2013

a can of whoopass

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 2, 2010

Whoopsie Daisy

Very specific. A whoopsie Daisy is when a young chap and a thrustworthy candidate have a morning sixty-nine. but said act of numbers is only a Whoopsie Daisy if it is the first time the two folks have gotten past 1st base.

we woke up, I told her to turn around and next you thing you know, whoopsie daisy! her mouth's on me, and I'm smelling the morning flowers

by thrusty vibes October 13, 2017

Whoopsie daisy's

To make love in a consensual way.

She cap'n if she claim that sex wasn't whoopsie daisy's

by V Willy September 4, 2019

can of whoopass

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003