by ñecgo March 25, 2009
Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.
Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.
Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?
Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.
Person 2: isn't weed a drug?
Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.
Person 2: So it's a herb?
Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?
Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.
Person 2: isn't weed a drug?
Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.
Person 2: So it's a herb?
Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
by just some pot-head March 21, 2009
WEED IS HEALTHY !!
Eddie: I'm so fricken bored !!!
Katie: Go smoke some weed, it will make you unboreded.. o.O
Eddie: I'm so fricken bored !!!
Katie: Go smoke some weed, it will make you unboreded.. o.O
by Eddie n Katie July 22, 2008
"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."
ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010
Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?
Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
by Origilingo June 13, 2009
1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
by Dead Jack March 08, 2011
weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems
by JmastaO October 15, 2007