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weed

remember the song 'where is the love'?

u dont need it if u have this.
why did the hen cross the street?

-to buy some weed.
by ñecgo March 25, 2009
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weed

WEED IS HEALTHY !!
Eddie: I'm so fricken bored !!!
Katie: Go smoke some weed, it will make you unboreded.. o.O
by Eddie n Katie August 16, 2008
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Weed

Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.
Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
by just some pot-head March 27, 2009
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Weed

Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.
"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010
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Weeding

Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?

Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.
by Origilingo June 12, 2009
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weed

1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
by Dead Jack March 23, 2011
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weed

weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems
Everyone is peaceful off the weed when they hit that blunt.
by JmastaO October 30, 2007
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