tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.

Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.

by wordman55 August 27, 2012

Wasteland

Wasteland commonly referred to as your Butt-Hole.

Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...

by Ameri-Do-Te January 15, 2016

Wasteland

Another term for the city of Detroit, MI

Dude#1 - "I had to drive through that Wasteland today"

Dude#2 - "you mean Detroit?"

by dudehata12 April 13, 2010

Wastelanditis

The feeling of anxiety and general longing that one feels when they are not roaming the wasteland in any game of the Fallout series for any extended period of time.Symptoms include irritability, lack of attention while driving, and looking in random boxes and trash cans for scrap metal.

"I would love to go to the movies with you, but... Fallout.I can't have a relapse of Wastelanditis!"

by bosman752 August 26, 2012

Wastemaker

A nice behind.

Wow, check out that round, juicy wastemaker on Deborah!

by Nismaniak September 23, 2022

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

waste man

A boi or a man who is a complate dick head. He is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. You dont even want to be near them

Get the fuck away from me you Waste man

by Fayola September 16, 2008