ninja wasp

a large all black wasp that apears from thin air when it's name is spoken and exhibits very aggresive behavior.

hey you guys don't go out side the ninja wasp just chased me down the block... sorry tommy it got your little brother , he's gone.

by bird from three March 20, 2011

wasp's tits

Second half of "the bee's knees"

Man, that movie was the bee's knees, the wasp's tits.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

ass wasps

The tingling or burning sensation around the anus after a particularly large bout of diarrhoea. Some say it is comparable to the sting of a wasp. It is often brought on by a chicken vindaloo you had on a drunken night out and you completely forgot about

Oh bloody hell got ass wasps again, must've been that curry.

by lancelot&co July 5, 2017

Wasp nest

The large pile of shit left at the bottom of the toilet bowl the day after you were out drinking all night.

"Yo! Dion, you gotta check out the wasp nest I left in the shitter, bro!"

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016

Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016

Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016