Voldermorting

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.

We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!

by A fucked up gamer. November 7, 2015

voldemort

The greatest villain of all time. Lord Voldemort also seen in Harry Potter. Also a good wizard rock band.

Guy: voldemort is the best.
Girl he sucks.
Voldemort:avada kedavra!!!

by juggalo1533 February 18, 2009

Voldemort

A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.

Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me! That was NOT his wand in his pocket!"

by boredashellwhoomgiMUSTbedrunk August 7, 2008

Voldebortion

when a person is so evil that they have to have the evil magically removed by any means necessary.

To cast the spell all one needs to do is wave their wand and say, very firmly, Voldebort!

"Oh Merlin! It's Hitler back from the dead! Hurry! Use voldebortion! Voldebort!"

by The New Headmistress November 27, 2011

Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.

"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"

by a9k1 May 18, 2010

Voldemorting

When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.

"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents

by BatteryLow August 13, 2015

The Voldemort

The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.

Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!

by JeJoMa November 7, 2010