Voldermorting 

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.

We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!

Voldermorting by A fucked up gamer. November 7, 2015

voldemorting 

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.

Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.

voldemorting by Ol' Voldy July 15, 2011

Voldermortist 

Faggy goth attention whore with guns.

<Voldermortist> KILL KITTENS LOOK AT ME IM VIOLENT AND DARK

Voldermortist by Mister Floppy March 29, 2005

Voldemorting 

Voldemorting is when you're fucking a chick doggy style and right when you're about to cum you pull out and make an evil face on the back of her head with your semen.

"I was having sex with a Hermione cosplayer and gave her a good ol' fashioned Voldemorting. She didn't appreciate it."

Voldemorting by MockingMatilda September 3, 2010

voldermortist 

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.

Voldermortist is raging homo

voldermortist by Bubba May 13, 2005

Voldemorting 

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***

'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'

Voldemorting by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017

Voldemorting 

When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.

"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents

Voldemorting by BatteryLow August 13, 2015