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The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.
We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!
by A fucked up gamer. November 07, 2015
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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