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Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.
"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"
by Zip February 7, 2003
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virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS
i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)
by GBurn387 June 23, 2009
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Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.
Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.
by Ai Run January 3, 2014
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Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.
Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.
by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014
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virtual riot

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!
by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017
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virtual demise

The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.
Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
by YAWA January 31, 2021
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Virtual cocktails

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.
by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009
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