Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

virtual riot

The most amazing producer in the history of time.

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!

by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017

virtual demise

The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.

Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.

by YAWA January 31, 2021

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

Virtual relationship

A relation ship on internet where one can hide his identity and form any avatar one wants to.

Giving birth to a new avatar in the online world and making relations with other online avatar and have a virtual relationship.

by al0792 November 21, 2011

Virtual Boy

A disgrace to the Nintendo name.

All you can see is RED in those blasted things.

by Alexi November 6, 2003