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velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
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Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.
That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !
by The Norx June 11, 2018
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velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016
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Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024
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