Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016
Get the Velcro strapmug. by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016
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Get the velcro scissorsmug. by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 20, 2019
Get the Call velcromug. Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."
by ScribbleKid November 30, 2015
Get the Velcromug. the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
by holmesd January 25, 2021
Get the Mask Velcromug. When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
Get the Velcro-beardmug.