Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023

Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.

Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo

by Algraal May 11, 2022

Valorant

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!

Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!

by Genius8500 May 23, 2022

iron in valorant

Valorant is a popular 5v5 multiplayer tactical shooter, and this term is essentially someone whos really bad at Valorant, being stuck in the lowest rank.

"Hannah is iron in valorant."
"Wow, I'm so glad im no longer iron in valorant!"

by HYDRO_MIMI May 27, 2022

Valorant

Valorant, 5 v 5 games with people that has a 100 second reaction time.

Man this guy has gay reaction timing in this valorant game

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022

Peak Valorant

Being the best at what your doing and getting hella puss puss.

Vincent playing peak valorant lately

by Vincentthevalpro January 7, 2022