Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.
1. why isn't Jim at the pub?
he's got sand in his Vagina!
2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.
yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
he's got sand in his Vagina!
2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.
yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
by baddazoner February 21, 2011
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Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
by TheDonald June 12, 2009
Get the Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina mug.A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....
Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.
Woman: Ohhhh its grown!
Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.
Woman: Ohhhh its grown!
by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008
Get the vaginal fungus mug.When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.
by gulliermo November 28, 2013
Get the Liver Vagina mug.A large sized vag that has the illustration of a bass. Typically caught by a man with a red boat on a lake. There is no suddlety with a large mouth vag.
Her pussy won't close. Dude she might as well be a large mouth vagina caught by a man in a red boat.
by rainmaker#1 January 25, 2014
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