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Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me
by retigga May 1, 2024
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Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 7, 2022
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VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game
kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty
by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Peak Valorant

Being the best at what your doing and getting hella puss puss.
by Vincentthevalpro January 7, 2022
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