ur mom

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

by Lundennn September 10, 2020

ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022

ur mom

a person that decided to birth you for some reason

jeremy: who are they?
you: They're ur mom you dumbass

by dont_question_my_posts January 4, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021