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ultimate frisbee

A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.
by Jeff April 8, 2003
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The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014
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The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.
by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007
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Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
by Labi June 18, 2013
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Urimate

The act of holding your mate penis while he urinates
by Off-piste pete February 25, 2015
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Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.
I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.
by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015
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