Uterus Pizza

oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.

You just ate Uterus Pizza

by Foug March 24, 2003

Uterus Bandit

One, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of Zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.

Dude, I can definitly see Ramsay turn into a Uterus Bandit like Pee Wee Herman.

by Ramsay Leigh November 14, 2004

uterbs

A uterus with baboon-like tendencies.

Let's all do the uterbs dance!

by crazyamsuchamorning October 31, 2010

Uteraces

When you get your braces caught in her pussy lips

I can't believe I just uteraces her and now some hair is stuck

by Lussypover May 18, 2017

in utero enigma

mystery surrounding the attributes of an unborn child

I have no idea what gender my baby is! It's a real in utero enigma.

by Justineer March 13, 2011

UTES

1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports

2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University

3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.

Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.

"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"

"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."

"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."

by Hius Enauk April 4, 2005

Uteran Fat

The area of a woman's body that is below her navel but above her crotch. This area becomes extremely pronouced when wearing ill fitting, high wasted jeans or pants. Most prounced when wearing a tighting fitting pair of pants which taper at the hips.

My elementry school teacher always wore the worst jeans that exposed her excess of uteran fat.

by lesserbrain May 13, 2005