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Twitter Dom

A Twitter Dom is a man who uses a black and white photo of himself in a suit and tie, showing only from the chin down to chest. They derive from the 50 Shades of Grey trend and personify a "Dom" persona on their account. In reality, they are usually middle aged men wearing fanny packs on family vacations or teenage boys who are "Domming" their "Littles" between rounds of Xbox.
Your Twitter Dom pushes his peas under his mashed potatoes and yells "Done!"
by Fugdashig45 April 15, 2017
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Nba Twitter

A shithole of a place to talk basketball but you may meet some cool people so you can’t leave it everyone just clout chases, acts fake depressed, and makes bad sports takes
Person a: who is the worst type of humans in the world

Person b: nba Twitter kids
by Dakang November 30, 2020
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Twitter

A site that makes stalking effortless.
When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.
by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009
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Twitterati

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.
The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.
by rob reinalda February 13, 2009
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twitter

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.
by im in love with the pena June 30, 2010
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twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.
He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.
by phillystarlight December 31, 2010
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twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
by coystags May 19, 2020
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