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Twinster

A twin brother or sister who become pissed off at one another.
Connie unjustly accused her twin brother brother Ronnie of some nonsense that caused him now to refer to her as his twinster.
by Twinster April 9, 2008
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tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.
People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.
by eric edub December 17, 2011
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Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."
by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009
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tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.
"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"
by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006
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Tweener

a "tweener", in Canadian Folk Festival (and other music festival) circles, is the person who entertains, on mainstage, during the set-ups, between the headlining acts.
originated by C. McKendrick, Winnipeg Folk Festial Media Crew
Rory McLeod's tweener on Friday night mainstage, blew the crowd away. Sometimes the tweeners are better than the headliners.
by Coral July 31, 2004
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Tweeter

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.
"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"
by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009
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tweester

A sub-set of hipsters; a sub-culture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's concerned with all things twee a particular sweet and dainty type of music, literary, film and cultural reference and persuasion; female tweesters can be found operating etsy stores specializing in handmade dolls and barrettes and reconstructed baby-doll dresses, while male tweesters either play in or are fans of sappy folk-inspired bands with songs about heartbreak and their cats/kids. They are often dressed by their female counterparts in adorable bow-ties, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigans or any other garb that renders their male aggression neutered (and some would argue, repressed). While they may appear harmless, tweesters are aggressive in their demand for the soft and sweet side of things; encroach upon their soft-focus, sunlit world with the cold, harsh irony of the late 90s gen-X or early millennium mentality and they will draw blood. Be warned.
The tweester couple walking hand in hand down Mission Street looked not so much like young adults as an adorable elementary school couple.

The pop-up shop manned by two female tweesters sold elbow patches with daisies and hearts embroidered on them. A cluster of male tweesters had gathered around and were holding up various versions to their tiny tweed blazers's thread-bare arms in a clear attempt to woo the knee-sock-wearing vendors.
by Larkin' Around January 21, 2015
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