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twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter
Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.
by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009
mugGet the twattedmug.

[Twat]

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.
by PoisonBaby October 25, 2008
mugGet the [Twat]mug.

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."
by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023
mugGet the Twattingmug.

twat it

To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.
Playing pool:

Player 1: I don't really know how to break.
Player 2: Just twat it!
by Jcrx September 10, 2019
mugGet the twat itmug.

twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina
1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat
by Cherry Ladeh June 24, 2009
mugGet the twatmug.

twat

that bitch has one loose twat!
by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003
mugGet the twatmug.

twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,
"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."
by nor cal crew September 6, 2003
mugGet the twatmug.

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