Turtling

1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".

2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.

1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."

Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)

2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"

Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."

by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

turtling

In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.

by plankton_king March 22, 2003

Turning red

A movie we all thought was bad but it was actually pretty good (except for the cringy parts)

Person 1: Imma watch turning red. Do you wanna watch turning red with me?
Person 2: Sure, but I bet it's gonna be bad.

(After watching turning red)

Person 2: Not gonna lie, but that was pretty good! Except for the cringy parts.
Person 1: I know right!

by logicool May 26, 2022

face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

by brown eyed girl March 24, 2006

turtling

The act of dumping out a backpack, turning it inside out and replacing the contents

Those mothafuckas turtled my back

by Thibadeaux October 11, 2003

tuxting

The act of sending a picture of oneself wearing a tuxedo to another.

Marc was tuxting his friend Kirsten so she could get a preview of how he would look at the prom.

by Marky D! May 12, 2010