turtilz

pretty chill mc youtuber, that makes epic videos!!111!!!111

"woah is that turtilz i know that guy hes really cool youtuber"

by bysomeonewhowatchescybrz ;)) December 2, 2020

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Turnpike Troubadours

The return of this band will end Covid- 19 and heal society.

If Evan Felker and The Turnpike Troubadours return the pandemic would end and society would be restored.

by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

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dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.

Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip

by Garage gang February 25, 2017

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A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.

Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

by letsget along May 29, 2017

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Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.

Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"

by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021

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