turf

To turf is to send along to someone else.

I'm gonna turf that errand to Eric.

I'm so glad she turfed my email to Karen cuz otherwise I woulda never gotten the job!

by avsavsavs October 11, 2012

Turban Dictionary

Widely mistaken for Urban Dictionary but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.

Thomas: What the fuck? Why hasn't urban dictionary loaded?
James: Look at the URl. You put in Turban Dictionary.
Thomas: Oh yeah, LOL!

by themostnaturalskintags May 5, 2008

turbage

The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.

Wow Turbage you are terrible.

by Peter M. February 2, 2005

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

McSurf 'n Turf

Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"

Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda

Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.

You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.

Delicious.

"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."

by macgregor42 March 9, 2009

forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

by Tmoney February 15, 2005

turdan

A length of soiled toilet paper used by a poor mufti (camel jockey) for his turban.

I can't tell if the smell is coming from the dude or his turdan!

by French Admin Guy August 3, 2007