turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

turd burnout

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

Rogue Turd

Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.

Rose: Andrew, what is that streak on your face?

Andrew: A wave just hit me with a Rogue Turd!

by Noblegangsta83 June 2, 2010

turd-breaker

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008

turd dust

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.

It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Revenge of the Turd

After a bad break up, to take a huge shit in your lover's toilet & not flush just before abruptly moving out when they're not home.

Jack: "Man, Lisa moved out when I was at work last night. I know I cheated on her but she didn't have to get all 'revenge of the turd on my ass'. Took me 3 flushes! It's on now!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

July 1st is National Amber Turd Day

OMG GUYS ITS NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022