Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.

Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?

by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 3, 2020

Turdnish

To be an idiot or to be childish

Why are you messing around, stop being turdnish

by Buttsmeller September 28, 2020

Turdrippinz

When you take a fat Duce that feels like you’re shitting barbed wire

I’ve been having some gnarly turdrippinz lately. Really tore up my asshole

by @Greasy.Butthole December 31, 2020