Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

torch

A handy device for holding dead batteries

A: Do you have some dead batteries?
B: Just a sec, let me check if I have a torch here somewhere.

by tgudlek July 23, 2010

olympic torch

A person rolls up two blunts or more but proceeds to smoke them individually. Once you are finished smoking the first blunt you light the following blunt with the roach of the previous blunt, thus looking like you are handing off an olympic torch.

dude are we going to the olympics tonight?
yeah dude im so handing off the olympic torch first!

by kaffman November 6, 2009

tuchter

The name given to anyone who lives outside Glasgow by a native Glaswegian.

Edinburgh is full of tuchters, no as bad as the sheep shaggers in Aberdeen though.

by Wee_Weegie July 22, 2009

torch the bridge

A bunch of faggots who are not good enough for penny arcade that made their own shitty forum and banned phentulvor the ebst poster.

Anatroll of torch the bridge banned phentulvor because he is a shit pushing faggot, but phentulvor is posting on his second account so who gives a shit?

by phentulvor September 26, 2006

Turcoon

Term used for a person or persons that are typically found at work, that you hate because they dont know shit about anything.
The word 'Turcoon' derives from the words 'turkey' and 'raccoon.'
the reason:
Turkey farmers will herd the turkeys inside when it rains, because they look up at the rain with their mouths open, and they end up drowning because they are too stupid to know any better!
Raccoons on the other hand, are smart animals, BUT..
if they reach inside a tight place for an item, such as food in a bottle, their fists then prevent them from getting the said item out of the bottle. here lies the problem... they dont have the thought process to LET GO OF THE ITEM and get the hell away from there, and then they die, sitting there wondering what the hell to do.

Turkey + Raccoon = Turcoon

Jeez, that guy Mark is such a freakin turcoon, how the hell did he make it this far in life?

Holy SHIT! Did you hear Keith complaining about how much of a turcoon Teddi is? He was so mad! She messed up the Johnson account, and now the rest of the turcoons on day shift are going to get in trouble!

by Ermil O'Murray October 11, 2005

torch

A word used instead of "lit" because it is more sophisticated and doesn't give drugs and alcohol references.

Damn bro that party was torch!!

by cashmoneyswagdaddy May 6, 2020