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You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life.
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life.
by Kiwiboy469a September 26, 2013
Get the tulita mug.It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.
by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022
Get the Tiptoeing through the tulips mug.In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
Get the dutch tulip mug.1. A fictitious dutch historical event used in conversation to prove a point. Since this event never actually occured, the audience of this story is usually confused into believing the user is very intelligent.
by fons fredrick August 21, 2006
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Get the Tuliphead mug.Guys teabag, girls give a tulip bridge. It's where the girl squats over the face of someone, usually passed out drunk, and rubs her crotch around in a non-sexual way.
While Angelina was passed out at the party, Cameron gave her a tulip bridge, and left a snail trail on her nose!
by Eric D Red April 22, 2006
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