Trumpets

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet

(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.

by EasyEnough September 29, 2022

Trumpinium

Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.

(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)

Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”

Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”

by Fart Esq September 17, 2023

trumpioust

When a person is discovered to be the most self-indulgent influencer of their own beliefs and ousted from the conversation because their arguments have no foundation beyond the scope of their rhetoric.

I have to trumpioust your argument from this conversation due to your desire to influence opinion rather than project fact.

by spleenified 2024 October 3, 2023

Trumpiest

Trumpiest, trumpian: derived from the Republican ex-president of the United States of America Trump who lies, exaggerates and blames problems on others all the while claiming that with his great integrity and intelligence he was the only one who can solve the problems of the world. Thus, trumpiest and trumpian have come to common usage for an individual, irregardless of country, with the characteristics of lying, exaggerating and blaming others for the ills of the world and all the time, claims themselves as the only answer.

Jordan uses the trumpiest political grandstanding claiming that immigrants and LGBT are destroying American and companies are moving production to China. This trumpian conflation of different issues becomes a dog whistle for his base.

by Chimpan October 14, 2023

Trumpinize

you turn yourself into a wall.

"I have Trumpinized myself to block the door to recess because I'm a little bitch.

by Mega Dounut Jel October 24, 2023

Trumpistic Disorder

(noun): A behavioral disorder characterized by a combination of many of the following traits: Narcissism, Impulsivity, Grandiosity, Manipulativeness, Conflict-seeking, Reality Distortion, and Blame-shifting.

During the meeting, his trumpistic disorder became evident as he dominated the conversation with grandiose claims, shifted blame for any issues onto his colleagues, and disregarded the factual data presented.

by Brad_B June 4, 2024

Trumpetasexual

Someone who has a strong interest in oranges, straight white men, and money but is terrified of aliens.

I define as trumpetasexual.

by y0ur57ru1ya1i January 23, 2025