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Trigonometry

God: you are being sent to hell.

Me: isn’t that just constant trigonometry?
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Trigonometry

Girl 1: Girl were trigonometry

Girl 2: Were math?
Girl 3: Huh?
Girl 1: Trigonometry is slang for three niggas.
Everyone: *Laughs*
by spikedhe4rt May 28, 2023
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Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.
Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...
by Knmagor May 17, 2023
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trigonomotrangle

Using trigonometry to find the unknown sides of a triangle
I can’t work out area but I can trigonomotrangle
by anonymous October 23, 2023
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Tritune

A run of 3 (or more) consecutive songs in an album that are all perfect (or near-perfect) and standouts on the album.
Katy Perry's Teenage Dream contains the tritune of Last Friday Night, California Gurls and Firework.
by Mechanical_11037 October 31, 2023
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A large shape of which of more than 25 points on an infinitely wide graph, being the biggest out of the other shapes.
I hate "Trigonometrillynominilliulloisizonotrabillionotrigobitrosoismi" because it is annoying to say or write.
by Catte Kaiju Paradise March 20, 2026
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Trinunculus

An ancient deity that overrules all things relating to the number three, Trinunculus is very dangerous and it would be in all of our interests to be very kind to it.
"Hey Larry, have you seen my trinunculus tools?"
"Shut the fuck up bob, go take your dementia meds."
by Nex389 April 25, 2025
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