tank-proofing

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.

Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021

Ripped Tanked

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

Chinese Tank Block

When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.

Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.

by bigassyo August 24, 2014

Flank Tank

1. When multiple people flee from an embarrassing or shameful situation

2. A gangbang

1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.

2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!

by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018

tiny tank

A condition in which one has a small bladder or frequent urge to urinate.

Person 1: Hey man, pull over at the next gas station. I gotta go again.
Person 2: Geez, we just stopped five miles ago. You have major league tiny tank or what?

by vidgeek February 6, 2008

man tank

(m) noun, verb, adjective, adverb
-a mammal specifically a woman who was blessed with man-like features, characteristics and mannerisms
-an occupation a man tank will do the best in is a bodyguard
-man tanks require a LARGE amount of food for them to function

She is a man tank.
She mantanks her way to victory.
She mantankly walked through the hallways.
She has a mantank walk.
MAN TANK ! ATTACK !

by mantanksliketuna May 13, 2009

Tanked

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea January 4, 2009