Town of Thorns
Town of Thorns by KyoBS April 2, 2008
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Town clerk
A humanoid fully capable of performing at peak performance but stifled by the frigging cretins that elected that soul in the first place. A loving , caring individual that takes and gives abuse from townies that may or may not have teeth.
Town clerk by blueveins December 10, 2005
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Town Cop
A fat low life doush bag who could not make it as a state cop so instead acts all heard by nabbing skate boards from local skaters and messing with middle school kids. Usually comes in groups of five. On some common days the typical town cop will nab weed from a wankster and start blzing it up.
Town cop - what ya doing?
Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.
Town cop - This is private property.
Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.
Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )
Skater - What the fuck.
Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.
Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.
Town cop - This is private property.
Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.
Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )
Skater - What the fuck.
Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.
Town Cop by Timmmmmaaayyy January 25, 2009
Town Bashing
The art of entering a town which you see to have a poorly named town, approaching a local resident give them a bashing and leaving the town again.
"are that looks like a poorly named town"
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)
and leave
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)
and leave
Town Bashing by Bashbro1 October 5, 2011