Holy Toledo

A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.

Holy Toledo did you see that!

by zzzzzzaaaaaccccchhhhhhh May 6, 2010

Toledo'd

Toledo'd-when you get your ass ripped for bitching about getting notifications cause your too stupid to hit the edit settings button in the upper right hand corner.

Rick Toledo commented "I'm so sick of these notifications... wahh wahh wahh... how do i shut them off?

The Hater Ball's response was not pretty, and included over 450 comments of hatred.

You've been Toledo'd bitch.

by RickToledo March 5, 2011

towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona September 20, 2012

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006

pidgeon toed

someone that walks as if their big toes have been tied together by a slightly tight rope

look at that loser walk pidgeon toed lets throw eggs at him

by spencerrr September 30, 2006

Toledo Toboggan

A group of close friends partakes in a special 4-way. This maneuver is optimal in a locker room on a bench. The young lass should also have large breasts. The woman lays on the bench with her head tilted back over the edge, she is then fucked by one of the men while another takes a sweet sweet blowjob. The third man will then proceed to drive his wagon train through the woman's mountain pass (fuck her tits). When the time all three men create a snow storm on her face.

Me and my two friends totally gave Ethel the old Toledo Toboggan last night.

by Constable and the Mosquito May 5, 2009