Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Turkey-Mix

When you eat a wide variety of food In one sitting within a short period of time. Turkey mix Usually results in massive diarrhea And constipation. The word was first discovered after a family feast on thanksgiving night.

Last night I ate so much I had turkey-mix.

by Unknown hero September 6, 2020

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011

Angry Turkey

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.

"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"

by babykym93 July 29, 2014

Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.

I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.

by Crookchaser March 3, 2017

brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

by pruned November 24, 2013