Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Tool

A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.

Dick Cheney is such a tool!

by Egypt Steve October 22, 2009

Tool

The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.

Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.

by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009

Tool

A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.

Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.

by Aforizzle April 27, 2010

Tool

one who is used

He is that jock's tool.

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

Tool

1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.

1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.

by Boles March 21, 2003

Tool

California beauty, smart, sexy ... Stunning female who is very easy to fall in love with. Whom uses slang words such as dude or girlll

"Damn she's a tool "aka sexy

by Aygurl November 16, 2011