token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

Tooker

“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).

by Tooker November 7, 2013

token dude

A guy who has a girls attention for a long time, feelings toward him always overpower any other crush, even when the girl is aware of him being unavailable or not interested.

Lucy, you have a boyfriend, why are you still thinking about Alex?!?
I just cant help it, he is my token dude..

by bestpussyever July 5, 2018

Token fat chick

this is the girl in every group of friends that nobodies really sure whose friend she is, or who called her out, but is mysteriously always around at parties bars clubs and any general weekend get together. this chick is morbidly obese by medical definition wich is a minimum of 50 pounds overweight. She for some reason acts like she is sexy and is overly flirtatious with the known single guys in the group, and typically makes obscene and unwelcome comments such as: you can touch my breasts, ill go down, do you want a backrub, you know you like it, and i love penis. She is also usually very grabby. to add insult to injury this girl is almost always painfully unattractive.

Friend:Omg who is that girl she just grabbed my ass, i feel so violated.

Me: oh thats the token fat chick.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Tooked

When a non-native english speaker tries to communicate with other people in English and decides to use the "take" word without actually knowing all the variations.

This item is taked.. um sorry, tooked from that place.

by benom June 4, 2018

token of my appreciation

To leave a turd in the bowl without flushing.

Before I depart from this fine establishment, I would like to leave a token of my appreciation. Where's the can?

by gadget October 11, 2003

Token Gay Guy

Justin Timberlake - the gay guy stuck with all the straight wannabees.

Justin Timberlake is the token gay guy no matter where he is or who he's with.

by Bomni November 19, 2004