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The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
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Gone toobin

I plan on gone toobin during my wednesday meeting.
by bigb0ngz October 20, 2020
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Toobin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
by 212person October 19, 2020
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Toobin'

I was just caught toobin' during my work meeting.
by neugix October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.
"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
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Toobin

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call
by Tackleberry October 21, 2020
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