The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.
by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015
Get the Tonsil boxer mug.Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.
Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.
by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020
Get the Tonsil hockey mug.That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.
by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021
Get the Tonsil Cheese mug.Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
Get the Tonsil hockey mug.What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.
Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.
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