by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010
Its metric
by gonecountry(: June 09, 2012
by base101 June 04, 2009
A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
by Teh Achmed February 05, 2008
by Chaz and Andrei July 08, 2006
The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023