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tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.
Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"
by lz da prince June 6, 2009
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pussy tonsils

When a man and a woman are enjoying pleasurable vaginal sex, and suddenly his testicals go up her hole.
"I was fucking this girl last night, when i gave her serious pussy tonsils"
by PUSSYTONSILS April 30, 2008
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tonsil stones

Usually not food but Post Nasel Drip (mucus) high in protien and good food source for bacteria finds its way in to tonsils accurs more at night
by . August 25, 2003
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Tonser

When doing a tonser you ride your bike as fast as you can through the Frederiksberg mall. It's extremely dangerous because you have to take measures of people's safety, while not getting caught by the guards. If you succeed to do this, you will earn yourself respect in the hard streets of Frederiksberg (or at least in the aisles of Frederiksberg Gymnasium)
''Did that new kid just do a tonser?''

''Wow that's crazy, he's a real lad!''
by Techno Niels November 16, 2015
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Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.
I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!
by Psycho15t January 20, 2006
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Tonsil Check

1. A medical term, where a person uses an erect penis to make another person still has tonsils.
1. "I am sorry honey, but looks like you are going to need a thourough tonsil check!"
by mr. fucknose January 16, 2008
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Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.
I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!
by ☆★Marigold★☆ May 17, 2022
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