I'll pay you back tomorrow

Semi-nice way of telling someone you're never going to pay the back... Ever.

Saul: Yo U want some chips?
Brad: Yea, how much?
Saul: $2
Brad: Shittt... gimme it and I'll pay you back tomorrow.

*Never sees Brad again*

by hockeysticks_upmyass November 3, 2022

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

i'm free tomorrow

That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.

Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"

*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."

by FujoshiWolf April 17, 2017

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

tomorrow

Maybe the next day, or maybe a week from today. It's a generic term for the future, ≥ 1 day and ≤ 1 week.

Sacheezus got drunk and said that he'd pick me up tomorrow, meaning 6 days from now.

by mug-abo June 15, 2009

Tomorrow

A mystical land where 99% of all human productibity, motivation and achievement is stored.

I'll be a better person tomorrow

by imadtoubal October 16, 2014