Tokyo Sandblaster

Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.

My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?

by rugby_101 November 14, 2010

Tokyo Drift

Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.

Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!

by Bobert "Dirty" Sanchez June 27, 2009

tokyo sandblaster

A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"

My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!

by shakesfear November 12, 2010

Tokyo Rollercoaster

The act of shitting down the jap's eye of a man. Not entirely unlike the Alaskan Pipeline and/or Docking.

"Jesus, Agnes. My Jap's eye is so laden full of faeces from that Tokyo Rollercoaster, I'll be jizzing turds for weeks."

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

tokyo drift

Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.

Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.

by Juicy Mix March 20, 2008

Tokyo Tent

Creating a hotbox with one or more people underneath covers or a sheet.

Hotboxing a bathroom is amateur, you wouldn't last two minutes in a tokyo tent!

by Amber Ready February 7, 2010

tokyo-jupiter

From RahXephon: An alternate dimension in which time passes six times slower than in the outside world (i.e., one year T-J time is six years real-time). So called because the visual barrier resembles the planet Jupiter.

A Dolem has emerged from Tokyo-Jupiter

by Wedge February 24, 2004