add chix & tofu

1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)

yum nom nom add chix & tofu nomnomnom

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by Pizzanomnom November 06, 2009

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin April 23, 2016

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 11, 2017

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring April 03, 2016

Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.

Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flaming“tofu sniffer”
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”

by Sasquatch 105 December 08, 2018

Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 18, 2021

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 05, 2019