A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3
by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012
Get the Bridget Tofu Slomkamug. Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
Get the Rotting Tofu Situationmug. Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.
by DMdoesGB June 10, 2022
Get the Tofu Tacomug. When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
Get the raw tofumug. 
White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.
by akya March 28, 2023
Get the White tofumug. by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017
Get the technicolor tofumug.