tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

toats mcgoats dr.scrots

totally taken up a notch

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

joshing my tots

to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg

"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."

by OWTG August 23, 2011

tootsy pants

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.

"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.

by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009

toats adorbs

Teenage language for totally adorable. Meaning that something or someone is very cute or nice.

The little puppy is toats adorbs

by spongeboblover101 November 15, 2017

torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Canadian Tootsie Roll

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009