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testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021
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damn she has sum gigantic temicles
by mokney whipper April 13, 2022
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Friend:I’m going to like my dogs ass
Y/N:your such a toesickel
by Felaja June 1, 2023
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Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off
I don't like being spied on by my testicles
by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024
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did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
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The 2 ball thingies hanging inside the ballsack behind your cock.
Hey twin look at my testicles
by Tess Tickles mangomangomango February 7, 2026
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2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
by anonymous October 11, 2024
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