Toasty Gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.

During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.

by dsoffer July 24, 2014

Toaster Fluid

Electrified water from taking a toaster bath

Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid

by Shenziwu November 24, 2018

Terrific Toasters

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.

"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"

by Terrific_Toasters January 25, 2014

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

The Grand Toast

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.

Steve is the grand toast of this corperation

by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007

Take her to a hotel

Used to say you'd have intercourse with a lady, usually 'easy-going' ones, as you don't take them home.

"Man, you know Amy? I'd take her to a hotel, no problem"

by Skii117 February 16, 2009