Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
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An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.
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Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.
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Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
"Toriel is my goat mom."
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Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
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**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.
**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.
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