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Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
by DICK burn November 16, 2016
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Tord

A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.
Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.
by Sistersis July 17, 2016
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Toriel

SHORT DEFINITION

An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.

FULL DEFINITION

Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
"Toriel is my goat mom."
by DeltaDefination January 31, 2017
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torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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Torygraph

The Torygraph is a nickname for the UK national newspaper, the Telegraph, because of its consistent support of Tory policies. The name was given to it by the satirical magazine Private Eye.
Even Maggie thinks the Torygraph is right-wing.
by Sm00th13 February 28, 2011
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Squidward Torture Porn

Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.
Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014
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Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.
Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.
by Budeucey January 25, 2015
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