buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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space walrus

a chronically masturbating, intelligent walrus who dreams of becoming an astronaut
on the inside we all want to be a space walrus
by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014
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Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.
by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
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Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.
Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
by Poop God 707 December 03, 2013
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Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab
"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"
by Mauled by Jebus January 22, 2009
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Frosty Walrus

While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
by joebobman41232 March 26, 2009
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Winded Walrus

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
by rarrbear April 17, 2008
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