buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009

Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.

Tom is such a dinkerface walrus

by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011

Walrus Drinking

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.

"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"

by Walri March 4, 2015

Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.

Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"

by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013

Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab

"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"

by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009

Frosty Walrus

While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.

Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!

by joebobman41232 March 25, 2009

Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga

Beaver Walrus

by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012