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timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck
"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"
by feet_destroyer_3000 August 7, 2022
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time

a tool you can put on the wall
Or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us
The future doesn't exist
What's the time?
Its a quarter to nine, time to have a bath
What do you mean, we're already clean
Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown
Time is a ruler to measure the day
It doesn't go backwards, only one way
Watch it go round like a merry go round
Going so fast like a merry go round
Let's go on a journey
A journey through all time
The time is changing all the time
It's time to go to time
But we don't really want to
We're going to miss our show
Don't be stupid, friend
C'mon, it's time to go
Time is old like the Victorian times
With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhymes
With cobbles and chimneys a simpler time
With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime
This tree that is old has circles inside
The tree that is older has shriveled and died
The apple that is fresh is ripe to the core
And I rot over time and I'm not anymore
Time can be told by the moon or the sun
But time flies fast when you're having fun
There's a time and a place for mucking around
Like birthdays
And camping
I'm friends with my dad
And then what happened after the olden days?
Time went new and got old like history
Stuff from the past went into a mystery
An old man died
But look a computer
Everything's cool
It's the future!
Time is now, the future anew
And look at all of the wonderful things you can do
With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses
My dad is a computer
Look at the time!
by Bow_Soup January 20, 2021
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A-time

The process in which a man and a woman engage in the act of intercourse only in this case, the penis is inserted into the anus hole, causing more pleasure for the male and at first a slight discomfort for the woman if no lubricant is used.
"Yo, A-time?"

"Yo I A-timed that bitchnania"

"Hello it's nice to meet you, you in for some A-time later?"
by mofuka January 5, 2005
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on time

(n.) Receiving any item, or service from someone which comes into play in a timely manner, or clutch moment.

(adj.) can also describe a very good action or occurence
Yo Bubba, I was talkin to a sexy bitch at the bars but she had this hideous grenade who wouldnt leave her side. Thank God Biz was there to take one for the team.... so on time.
by (blank) the ginny December 24, 2010
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The Time

The Time is when you look at the clock and you see a reoccurring number, for example, 2:22, 10:10, 4:44, etc. When seeing the time you must message your "time buddy" this is the person that you send the time to. You must send them a message that says "TIME" on the time. If you miss the time you could die.
IT'S THE TIME!
by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020
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time

Something that only goes faster and faster as you get older.
January 1, 2057 - 12:09 AM
"The year's over already? Where did that time go?"
by nilethe146 June 11, 2015
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Time After Time

An 80s song made by Cyndi Lauper released in 1983 has a good...no. Sexy baseline and is so deep it's deeper than a blue whale singing. Much better than Take on Me by A-Ha
Chorus:
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time
by STOOPID FUCKTARDDDDD February 17, 2021
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